Ans: 2 WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN SONIA GANDHI & THE SANTRO CAR?
§ BOTHare FIRANGIS’(i.e. of Foreignorigin)
§ BOTHhave a DRIVING FORCE behind them(Prime Minister MANMOHAN SINGH for SONIA GANDHI & the brand name’HYUNDAI’for SANTRO)
§ The first letter of their names’. (It starts with letter ‘S’)
§ BOTH‘DRIVE THEIR WAY’!!
(Sonia is driving -The nation &Santro-The Attention!)
§ All in All, the two ‘SUNSHINE’* PERSONALITIES*!!
(*derived from Santro’s tagline-‘The Sunshine Car’)
Ans: 3 AS BLACK AS…
§ The Other side of the Globe or
§ The suits in SRK’s Wardrobe
§ The cash seized in a Raid or
§ The pudding that is so Downgrade
§ A Blind man’s Life or
§ An angry Wife
§ Bhansali’s Flick or
§ The burnt Candle Wick
§ A poor man’s Fate or
§ The dresscode for a rich man’s Date
... pretty much anything in fact, so long as it conjures upthoughts of darkness.
Ans: 4 THREE LETTER WORD LETTER:
Hey Mom, Hey Dad,
Tom & his pal Yom get set for the fun act.
Now, let all see who has the art and can get the hat.
May the apt man win!
Luv,
Sam!
§ BOTHare FIRANGIS’(i.e. of Foreignorigin)
§ BOTHhave a DRIVING FORCE behind them(Prime Minister MANMOHAN SINGH for SONIA GANDHI & the brand name’HYUNDAI’for SANTRO)
§ The first letter of their names’. (It starts with letter ‘S’)
§ BOTH‘DRIVE THEIR WAY’!!
(Sonia is driving -The nation &Santro-The Attention!)
§ All in All, the two ‘SUNSHINE’* PERSONALITIES*!!
(*derived from Santro’s tagline-‘The Sunshine Car’)
Ans: 3 AS BLACK AS…
§ The Other side of the Globe or
§ The suits in SRK’s Wardrobe
§ The cash seized in a Raid or
§ The pudding that is so Downgrade
§ A Blind man’s Life or
§ An angry Wife
§ Bhansali’s Flick or
§ The burnt Candle Wick
§ A poor man’s Fate or
§ The dresscode for a rich man’s Date
... pretty much anything in fact, so long as it conjures upthoughts of darkness.
Ans: 4 THREE LETTER WORD LETTER:
Hey Mom, Hey Dad,
Tom & his pal Yom get set for the fun act.
Now, let all see who has the art and can get the hat.
May the apt man win!
Luv,
Sam!
Ans: 5 WHEN LAOO PRASAD YADAV & KAREENAAns: 5 WHEN LAOO PRASAD YADAV & KAREENA KAPOORGOT STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR:
PRELUDE: Kareena has had a fight with Saif (her long timeboyfriend and now husband)
and is sulking & running away from him. Saif on theother hand, is trying to appease her and follow her.
Laloo is checking out from the same hotel, and is gettingdown to the Lobby.
In a haste, they both happen to get into the same Glasselevator!
Within 5 seconds, the elevator gets stuck in the middle,and, the lights go dim!
They both didn’t see each other!
And, now the dialogue between the two starts:
Kareena (in an upset tone): Oh No!!!
LaaLoo: (In funnyBhojpuri): Arre sasurwaa!! Eee kaa hui gawaa!!
Arre behenjee tanik….???
Kareena: Behenjee..????
Who Behenji! Kya apko pata nahi, mein kaun hu? (In an angrytone)
Laloo: nahii Behenjee (timidly)
Suddenly kareena’s mobile starts ringing with a rintone from her latest movie title track,
’ Mein HEROINE Hoon’.!! 'MEIN HEROINE HOON!!'
Laloo: Accha Heroine ho!! Haa to pehi-lay kaa-hey nahibataayae!
Myself Laoo Prasad Yadav,
Son Of: Shri KundanRai and Shrimati Marchiya Devi.
Married to Mrs.Rabri Devi on June 1,1973 with seven daa-ters and two sons.
Daa-ters are: Misha Bharti, Rohini Acharya, Chanda,Ragini,Dhannu, Hema, Lakshmi; Sons are
Tej Pratap, Tejasvi.
Kareena:Oh Godd! (sigh!!)
In a sarcastic tone: Laloo ji, myself Kareena Kapoor, urf..Bebo
Laloo: Accha bebo! Kaisen ho..
And, suddenly his phone rings with the ringtone of ‘ Jee aeho Beehar k Laala”(song from the movie-Gangs Of Wasseypur).
It was his wife Rabri who was standing downstairs at thereception & waiting for him to come.
Laloo: Ooo hamar madam ka phonwa tha..she is UNDERSTANDING!!
Heee ! heee!
Laloo: Accha, hum sunaa hu, tumhaar abhi-abhi Saifu miya ksaath lagan-wa hui gawa hai.
Hamaar shubh kamnaa tohaar douno ka saath hai and alwaysh remember….
Laloos' familyplanning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
Kareena: (Embarrassed & tired of Laoo’s stupidity)-Shy’saway!
Saif who’s standing at the receptiondownstairs, on seeing thisstarts singing”
O Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Pyaar Ki Pungi ii Bajakar
Famous & hilarious song from his movie -'Agent Vinod' starring KareenaKapoor as the lead actress)
Laloo on seeing this: Bajaate Raho…/// hahahahahaa
Suddenly the lights are on & the elevator startsworking!
It stops & laloo in a hury tries to push his way outimmediately..
Kareena: (Shouts at Laoo): WAIT!!
Laloo: Replies back 85 kgs & quickly moves on!
Kareena who’s extremy irritated with this, moves out too!!
LOL
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PRELUDE: Kareena has had a fight with Saif (her long timeboyfriend and now husband)
and is sulking & running away from him. Saif on theother hand, is trying to appease her and follow her.
Laloo is checking out from the same hotel, and is gettingdown to the Lobby.
In a haste, they both happen to get into the same Glasselevator!
Within 5 seconds, the elevator gets stuck in the middle,and, the lights go dim!
They both didn’t see each other!
And, now the dialogue between the two starts:
Kareena (in an upset tone): Oh No!!!
LaaLoo: (In funnyBhojpuri): Arre sasurwaa!! Eee kaa hui gawaa!!
Arre behenjee tanik….???
Kareena: Behenjee..????
Who Behenji! Kya apko pata nahi, mein kaun hu? (In an angrytone)
Laloo: nahii Behenjee (timidly)
Suddenly kareena’s mobile starts ringing with a rintone from her latest movie title track,
’ Mein HEROINE Hoon’.!! 'MEIN HEROINE HOON!!'
Laloo: Accha Heroine ho!! Haa to pehi-lay kaa-hey nahibataayae!
Myself Laoo Prasad Yadav,
Son Of: Shri KundanRai and Shrimati Marchiya Devi.
Married to Mrs.Rabri Devi on June 1,1973 with seven daa-ters and two sons.
Daa-ters are: Misha Bharti, Rohini Acharya, Chanda,Ragini,Dhannu, Hema, Lakshmi; Sons are
Tej Pratap, Tejasvi.
Kareena:Oh Godd! (sigh!!)
In a sarcastic tone: Laloo ji, myself Kareena Kapoor, urf..Bebo
Laloo: Accha bebo! Kaisen ho..
And, suddenly his phone rings with the ringtone of ‘ Jee aeho Beehar k Laala”(song from the movie-Gangs Of Wasseypur).
It was his wife Rabri who was standing downstairs at thereception & waiting for him to come.
Laloo: Ooo hamar madam ka phonwa tha..she is UNDERSTANDING!!
Heee ! heee!
Laloo: Accha, hum sunaa hu, tumhaar abhi-abhi Saifu miya ksaath lagan-wa hui gawa hai.
Hamaar shubh kamnaa tohaar douno ka saath hai and alwaysh remember….
Laloos' familyplanning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
Kareena: (Embarrassed & tired of Laoo’s stupidity)-Shy’saway!
Saif who’s standing at the receptiondownstairs, on seeing thisstarts singing”
O Meri Jaan, O Meri Jaan
Mere Ko Majnu Bana Kar
Kahan Chaldi Kahan Chaldi
Pyaar Ki Pungi ii Bajakar
Famous & hilarious song from his movie -'Agent Vinod' starring KareenaKapoor as the lead actress)
Laloo on seeing this: Bajaate Raho…/// hahahahahaa
Suddenly the lights are on & the elevator startsworking!
It stops & laloo in a hury tries to push his way outimmediately..
Kareena: (Shouts at Laoo): WAIT!!
Laloo: Replies back 85 kgs & quickly moves on!
Kareena who’s extremy irritated with this, moves out too!!
LOL
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